About this Event

I could't be bothered to think of anything even reasonably witty to write so here are a selection of latvian jokes from reddit.



- Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.



- Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “



Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?



Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.



Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato? A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.



Tuesday 13.05.14 :::

GOLD TEETH ::: LATVIAN JOKES

2200 - 0300

£4 + bf ADV. £5 OTD



Buy tickets:

Gaffs - Humble Sweatshop

Skiddle - http://www.skiddle.com/e/12179514/

Tkt Txt - https://www.tickettext.co.uk/gold-teeth/







Tickets only guarantee entry until 12.



In the Music Hall :::

GIN

Hip Hop / Garage / House / Disco / RnB - provided by DJs:



Jose (NO WAY)

James gotablowjobfromaladyboy-erson (DEEP END DEFINITELY CAN"T SWIM)







In the Main Bar :::

SONIC

Soul / Funk / 60s / Motown / Rock n Roll provided by:



Laid Back Day Time Existence (POOLSIDE ON BOATS)

Erotic Anomaly (BEACONS)



In the Basement :::



NO DJs



COMPLIMENTARY GIN & JUICE FOR THE FIRST 100 IN